The SC2K5 Response ListEdit
00: Cry me a river, *****.
01: Your character lacks the reproductive organs of his/her gender.
02: You're (not) winnar!
03: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
04: You don't win the internets.
05: YOUR WHINING IS STUPID AND YOU MUST NOW TALK ABOUT TRAINS!
06: Hey, come back when you stop failing at life, kthxbai.
07: I've seen mold that's less moldy than you are stupid.
08: And we would care because...?
10: Only chubwarts like (your character). And people made entirely out of sausage, which aren't really people at all, when you think about it.
11: Your topic just gave baby jesus an abortion.
12: Nobody cares.
13: I don't know what you talkin about, sucka. You just a crazy foo seeing things that ain't thar.
14: It's all a part of the plan.
15: Now it's time fo' the Super Bowl Shuffle! <Insert lengthy song here>
16: He/She has more votes
18: MASS CARRIERS = INSTANT WIN
20: Oh no, your character is winning, this is like golf and he/she is (way) under par.
21: FAILED TO OPEN CARE.EXE
22: In the words of Darth Vader, NOOOOOOOO!
23: Oh please, <Insert Character Here> would lose to CATS.
24: Why don't you make an "ATTN: Ultimaterializer" topic? He knows.
25: You flat out suck.
26: THIS TOPIC SUCKS AND IS NOW ABOUT TRAINS
27: Because you touch yourself at night.
28: EARTH! (note: I am not trying to summon Captain Planet)
29: FIRE (Note: I am not trying to summon Captain Planet)
30: WIND! (Note: I am trying to summon Captain Planet)
31: Isn't it obvious? *Winner* is actually, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.
32: I AM NOT ENTERTAINED BY THIS TOPIC! *Throws sword at crowd*
33: You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?
34: Nope sorry, you don't win ****
35: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!
36: You voted for (character)? That's one less bracket to worry about!
37: Your FACE lost!
40: Potato chips are delicious.
41: Because (the character) got less votes.
42: In Soviet Russia, (losing character) would be winning!
43: Jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
44: This contest has lost all credibility
45: Shut up and sit in the corner
46: *RKOs you*
47: In the words of the SSBM announcer: FAILURE.
48: You're sleeping. This is all a bad dream.
49: I love Steinershocker
52: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
53: Topics with both Seinfeld and Monkey Island quotes are awesome. Topics complaining about characters losing are not.
54: Every time you whine I kill another baby seal/kitten/etc
55: NO-ONE EXPECTS A FEW BLANK LINES FOLLOWED BY MY SIG! <Insert blank lines here>
56. We held a meeting and decided to mess up your bracket.
57. You forgot to give your daily sacrifice
58. It's all your fault.
59. We rigged the polls