Coffee Ninja used to post as Kayen Cynic, until he got axed during the 25,000,000th topic fiasco. His claim to fame is getting the 24,999,999 post during that time. His new account was given to him by Not_Dave
He is the one responsible for Pats_Dynasty getting banned for posting LUEshi on Board 8. Pats had no clue at the time what it was and posted it as he was told. A cruel joke amongst friends to say the least.