CountCrazy007 is a severely underrated GameFAQs user that frequents on Board 8. He resides in Texas. While it appears that he has the most boring Wiki page EVER, this is merely an illusion. It's actually quite exciting.
He is of the species Homo ERECTUS... haha... but, seriously folks, the elusive Count is not to be taunted. When he is he will generally hide within long sleeved t-shirts.