Crossfiyah
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[edit] Who is Crossfiyah?
Who is Crossfiyah, you ask? He's like Barry White without the Barry, Alexander the Great without the Great, Peter the Great without the Peter. The Baldwin Brothers without Alec, the Marx Brothers without Groucho, and the Blues Brothers without Belushi. What does all that mean? It means he's a force to be reckoned with.
[edit] Crossfiyah's History
Crossfiyah was not always as he is now. If he was, he'd be a rather boring individual. No, like the face of a mountain, Crossfiyah was shaped in time. He first arrived on Board 8 circa 2003, during the second annual Best Game Ever competition. Back then he was known as Chaoscell. However, his Chaoscell avatar was quickly martyred by the mods. Why? Chaoscell asked them to martyr him, of course. They obviously knew what a threat he was to the unstable chain of command omnipresent over the reality known as Board 8. However, he was able to sneak back on the boards by posing under the mild-mannered fad-name "Crossfiyah." And thus, a legend was born!
[edit] What the Critics say about Crossfiyah:
"...Ardent..." - The Chicago Times
"...Witty and Unforgiving..." - The Tribune Review
"3.5 stars outta 5!" - Eclipse Magazine
"Awesome despite not using Venom as the main villain." - Las Vegas Weekly
"..Two thumbs [up]!" - Ebert and Roeper
"It didn't suck." - Spirituality and Health
"One of the few times a director's cut has actually improved on the original work, and should be become celebrated by even the most demanding fans." - www.filmjerk.com
"The homo-erotic thriller of the decade" - The Grauniad
"...like a scalded cat when angry" - Better S+M Monthly
[edit] What the Users say about Crossfiyah:
"Good taste in incredibly awesome people." - Meeptroid
"CCCCCCRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" -FFaddict1313
"Eh, I dunno." - Villainous Mr Bucket
"Awesome taste in music." - Kosmo Trainer
"CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" - LiquidWind2
"A cool person, who worries about stuff more than he should." - Vlado
"WVIYES is away at 6:55:08 PM" - WVI
"I'm not even sure who I'm describing." - Heroic Mario (He's clearly drunk)
"A user who does stuff, but fails to CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME PEACH COBBLER, and he is 1337 and all that other crap, and I'm droning on and on because i'm 90% sure you're posting this on Board 8, so I'm gonna "WALL O TEXT" you, but this is cool and haxxors and *RKOs ExTha*." - War13104
"CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAA!" - KleenexTissue50
"Chaoscell is the biggest douche I have ever met and not that great in bed. " - PrestoChango
"Forgot the H." - KleenexTissue50
"What Kleenex said." - Zachnorn
"Crossfire is a unique poster who has dozens of adoring fans." - Just Some Person
"Whoa, that's chaoscell?" - Ken Masters
[1] - Red Shifter
"CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"-AntiBarney123
[edit] Crossfiyah's Top 100 Video Games
(reviews to come)
EDIT: I lied about the whole reviews to come thing
1. Starcraft: Brood War
2. Monster Rancher 2
3. Super Smash Bros Melee
4. Brave Fencer Musashi
5. Resident Evil 4
6. Digimon World
7. Wild ARMs: Alter Code F
8. Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
9. Super Mario World
10. Sonic the Hedgehog 2
11. Megaman X4
12. Marvel vs. Capcom 2
13. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
14. We <3 Katamari
15. Crash Bandicoot: Warped
16. Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow
17. Tales of Symphonia
18. Donkey Kong Country
19. Diablo II: Lord of Destruction
20. Megaman X3
21. Super Bomberman 2
22. Spryo the Dragon 2
23. Megaman 7
24. Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen
25. Twisted Metal III
26. Donkey Kong 64
27. The Unholy War
28. Kirby Super Star
29. Final Fantasy IX
30. Mortal Kombat 3
31. Paper Mario
32. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time
33. Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne
34. Sonic 3 & Knuckles
35. Megaman X
36. Lost Kingdoms
37. Pokemon Stadium
38. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers - The Movie
39. Kirby's Dream Land 3
40. Pokemon Gold/Silver
41. Metroid Prime
42. Super Mario Bros 3
43. Super Punch Out
44. Ape Escape
45. Worms Armageddon
46. Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
47. Armored Core II
48. Spider-Man
49. Dark Cloud 2
50. Advance Wars: Dual Strike
51. Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi
52. Megaman Legends
53. Spyro the Dragon
54. Pokemon Blue/Red
55. Resident Evil
56. Dynasty Warriors 4
57. Kingdom Hearts
58. Dino Crisis
59. Star Fox 64
60. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
61. Mario Party 4
62. Battle Clash
63. Pokemon Trading Card Game
64. Perfect Dark
65. Animal Crossing
66. Sonic Rush
67. Megaman 2
68. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
69. Digimon World 2
70. Custom Robo
71. Megaman X2
72. Goldeneye
73. Star Wars: Battlefront II
74. Super Mario RPG
75. Gauntlet Dark Legacy
76. Vigilante 8
77. Zero Wing
78. Katamari Damacy
79. Metal Gear Solid
80. Mario Kart 64
81. Earthworm Jim
82. Dragon Ball Z: Legacy of Goku II
83. Megaman 3
84. Battletoads
85. Army Men: Sarge's Heroes
86. Blaster Master
87. Sonic the Hedgehog
88. Viewtiful Joe
89. Joe & Mac
90. Wild 9
91. ClayFighter
92. Zoo Tycoon
93. Halo 2
94. Super Mario 64 DS
95. The Sims
96. Megaman Legends 2
97. Earthbound
98. Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
99. Tetris
100. Nintendogs
[edit] Crossfiyah's Top 20 Vocalists
1. Freddie Mercury (Queen)
2. Ian Gillan (Deep Purple)
3. Steve Perry (Journey)
4. Jeff Buckley
5. Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin)
6. Geoff Tate (Queensryche)
7. Chris Cornell (Soundgarden)
8. Jackie Wilson
9. Rob Halford (Judas Priest)
10. Andrea Bocelli
11. Roy Khan (Kamelot)
12. Mike Patton (Faith No More)
13. Luciano Pavarotti (The Three Tenors)
14. Michael Matijevik (Steelheart)
15. Josh Groban
16. Jussi Bjorling
17. Frank Sinatra
18. Placido Domingo (The Three Tenors)
19. David Bowie
20. Tim Buckley
[edit] Crossfiyah's Top 50 Songs
1. Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You
2. Queen - The Prophet's Song
3. Andrew Lloyd Webber - Gethsemane (I Only Want to Say)
4. Jeff Buckley - Grace
5. Queen - The Show Must Go On
6. Tim Buckley - Peanut Man
7. Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song
8. Andrew Lloyd Webber - King Herod's Song
9. The Beach Boys - Sloop John B.
10. Led Zeppelin - The Battle of Evermore
11. Queen - Breakthru
12. Journey - I'm Cryin'
13. Aerosmith - Rag Doll
14. Bruce Springsteen - Thunder Road
15. Judas Priest - Victim of Changes
16. Deep Purple - Highway Star
17. Andrew Lloyd Webber - This Jesus Must Die
18. Led Zeppelin - When the Levee Breaks
19. Eric Clapton - Wonderful Tonight
20. Queen - Somebody to Love
21. The Beach Boys - God Only Knows
22. Freddie Mercury - The Golden Boy
23. Bruce Springsteen - The River
24. Luciano Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma!
25. Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand
26. David Bowie - Life on Mars
27. Deep Purple - Speed King
28. The Doors - The Celebration of the Lizard
29. Elvis Presley - A Little Less Conversation
30. Queen - Who Wants to Live Forever
31. Led Zeppelin - Going to California
32. Spinal Tap - Christmas with the Devil
33. Queen - Spread Your Wings
34. Mr. Bungle - Vanity Fair
35. Robert Plant - 29 Palms
36. Queen - Innuendo
37. Nazareth - Razamanaz
38. The Who - Love Reign O'er Me
39. Freddie Mercury - In My Defense
40. Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
41. Faith No More - Midlife Crisis
42. Van Halen - Hot for Teacher
43. The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter
44. Queen - Let Me Entertain You
45. Jackie Wilson - Danny Boy
46. Journey - Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'
47. The Who - Go to the Mirror!
48. Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose
49. Bob Dylan - It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)
50. Queensryche - Eyes of a Stranger
[edit] Crossfiyah's Top 10 Things He's Currently Afraid Of
- 1. Spiders
- The one thing keeping this world of ours from being a perfect paradise.
- 2. Malcontents
- That means communists, for all the retards out there.
- 3. Tornados
- Funnel clouds of painful wind that tear the flesh of the innocent from its bone.
- 4. Secret Illuminati Jews From the Center of the Earth
- Way scarier than the regular kind.
- 5. Bears
- Colbert knows what's fucking up! (Moved up due to the fact they're not hibernating as much as they should be)
- 6. Hitler Tea Pots
- I know they're planning some Schaudenfrause on my crumb cakes.
- 7. The Darkness
- The time of night. The dark is scary.
- 8. The Darkness
- The band. Justin Hawkins is scary.
- 9. Chunky Peanut Butter That Doesn't Have Chunks in It
- Caveat emptor.
- 10. Italians Who Don't Understand The Three Tenors
- What the fuck guys? What the fuck.
