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Foolmo

Greetings dog. Hello, hello. !!

Fooltie

Real hair^^ vvReal shorter hair

Mexicanfoolmo

foolmo employing advanced Spy techniques to appear genuinely mexican

Boardy 2010 Nominations Edit

Most Improved - WON
Most Intelligent
Funniest User
Best Troll
Best Alt - UOTY2011

Icehawk literally got so jealous of all my noms that he ditched the Boardys altogether.

The fake history of Foolmoron Edit

Foolmoron's ancestors hail from east Russia; in fact he is direct descendant of Ghengis Khan, although he doesn't realize it. His grandfather worked as a guard in the gulag during the Cold War, but made it to America by taming and riding polar bears to Alaska. From then on, he was no longer a prison guard in Siberia but a waiter in an Alaskan bar (today a Starbucks).

Foolmoron's hobbies involve wrestling alligators and going to the birthday parties of small children in his neighborhood, claiming to be the child's fourth cousin on his/her mother's side, he just made it to the party, sorry, he was held up at the airport, and using a toothpick to destroy all the balloons.


What do B8ers say about Foolmo? Edit

  • "oh fuck that wasn't his real hair?
  • "I'm considerably less impressed with this user now." - Smurf
  • "I confuse him with fetusbucketeer and freac. >_>" - Drakeryn
  • "he spams me with invites to board 8 AIM mafia when I asked him not to a few times
  • "Foolmo was Stephen King's inspiration for Andy Dufresne while he was writing The Shawshank Redemption. I'm not saying Foolmo murdered his wife or anything, I'm just saying that he was there for Stephen when he needed somebody to be there for him. He's kind of a quiet guy, and stayed in King's guest room for a few weeks during the writing, out of the way, just making plans. On the last day Stephen goes into Foolmo's room to let him know breakfast is ready but it's empty - Stephen gets kind of pissed and throws a rock RIGHT THROUGH FOOLMO'S RITA HAYWORTH POSTER. "Holy shit.... Foolmo's escaped..." Stephen thinks. The rest is history." - fetusbucketeer
  • "I am a sexy god of war, while Foolmoron is an unsexy god of unsex." - Anagram
  • "The only person named 'Khan' I'm not deathly afraid of." -Ulti

Sig Rotation Edit

'I love you so much' - SineNomine

'and out of the blue and completely unprovoked came foolmo and his insult' - Anagram

'Most people at least try to say something funny. See foolmo's post as an example.' - The Real Truth

'he says listen to my story this maybe are last chance' - ertyu quoting Tidus

'You are obviously intelligent and insightful' - Sir Chris about me

'Oh please, if foolmo made that analogy you'd think it was picture perfect' - Biolizard28

'Illegal activities is a slight misnomer, most of it is not related to material that is actually illegal.' - nintendogrl1

'To be foolmo'd is to be betteropinion'd.' - Blairville

'It's easy to get yourself in trouble if you start quoting people who don't like you in your signature' - Mods

'but that statement is something only an Aspergers patient would say' - UltimaterializerX

'Ulti is like when your parents post something on your facebook status' - Sir Cobain

'nice comma splice' - TomNook7

'now dey gotta surfer' - Andrealee Crespo (http://soundcloud.com/deygottasurferautotune)

'I mean, what does electricity have to do with math besides calculators?' - ZeldaFreak29

'why is foolmo the first sensible person in this topic' - Cokes

'starting a relationship is like playing a serious game of mafia' - warlock7735

'I am the one who wins the guru contest' - raytan

'I see your dissatisfaction with the turn of events results in irrational message board posts' - Vlado

'Sorry for calling you a loser' - LinkMarioSamus

'While you are blue-pilled, it seems you can make good games' - Vlado

'That's a colossal, easily laughed off lie' - Vlado

'God your life is sad' - ExThaNemesis

'You are wrong on every single instance' - Corrik

Contacts Edit

AIM (and pretty much every other account ever): foolmoron
E-MAIL: foolmoron@gmail.com
FACEBOOK: foolmoron

Foolmo's Alt Accounts Edit

Active - 2
foolm0r0n fo0lmoron f0olmor0n f0olm0ron
Banned - 46
foolmo MoveZiggy doubledigit CantFoolGod foolmoo
foolmooo foolheadcrab faiIspy fooLmoron fooImoron
fooImo fooldastan NoLynch uberspy foolbombjump
ssjfoolmo koolaidmo foolbojackson Rebirth_Unicorn morevotes
Bioshawk2 CnDspy ModDiscretion TheUsermodBond IWspy
__foolmo__ foolstrikesback _foolmo_ PrimevalWarrior GrizzledVeteran
_fooImoron_ YERspy TF2beatsBatman alphafool UOTY2011
SystemShawk2 Lampent ssj2foolmo RainbowFool b8aurochs
broolmo FoolmoronX XIII_foolmo biolizardfan foolm0ron
foolmor0n

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