Yar! This be an amazin' pirate writin' project started by Biolizard! It be amazin'!


Current Ships Edit

Below are the current ships sailing the seas of the CaribB8'n!

Grand Sparrow Edit

Crew Edit

  • Biolizard

Name: ???
Age: ???

  • ShadowRising

Name: Ryse Almiir
Age: 29

  • AtlusSaGa

Name: Christopher Falcon
Age: 32

  • satai

Name: Rémi Benoit
Age: 24

  • MSS

Name: Aurelien DeCheville
Age: 23

  • Omens_Eclipsed

Name: Ling Cho
Age: 34

Cutlass Tern Edit

Well, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine

I had a little stretch of land along the C. P. line

But times got tough, and though I tried, the money wasn't there

The bankers came and took my land and told me, "Fair is fair"

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no

"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "We just let twenty go!" (Ha ha!)

The government, they promised me a measly little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone

I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan! (Arr!)


And it's a heave (ho!) hi (ho!), coming down the plains

Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains

And it's a ho (hey!) hi (hey!), farmers bar yer doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large

But just the other day I found an unprotected barge

I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser

I rammed the ship and sank it and I stole the fertilizer

Bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans a mighty river

Farmers cross in so much fear, their stomach's are a-quiver

'Cause they know that Captain Tractor's hiding in the bay

I'll jump the bridge, and knock 'em cold, and sail off with their hay


Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat

He'd follow on the shoreline 'cause he didn't own a boat

But the cutbacks were a-comin' and the Mountie lost his job

So now he's sailing with me and we call him Salty Bob

A swingin' sword, a skull-and-bones, and pleasant company

I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (Screw it!)

Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea

If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me! (Arr!)


Well, the pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here

I hear in north Alberta there's a band of buccaneers

They roam the Athabasca from Smith to Fort MacKay

And you're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way

Well, winter is a-comin' and a chill is in the breeze

My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze

I'll be back in springtime, but now I've got to go

I hear there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico


When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores! (2x)

Crew Edit

  • StifledSilence

Name: Stifled Scurvy
Age: 41

  • DNEA

Name: Frances Bourassa
Age: 34

  • Dorobou

Name: Sonjay Gupta
Age: 29

  • PumpkinCoach

Name: Marius Killgore
Age: 112

  • Mortal Sky

Name:Vance Clarend

White Swan Edit

The best crew since sliced bread. Wait, has that been invented yet? The White Swan Crew believe themselves to be the greatest thing to ever happen to the world. A well rounded group of scalawags. If their charm doesn't empty your pockets, their masterful cut throat fighting skills will.

Crew Edit

  • CrimsonOcean

Name: Chandrika "Crimson Silverburg" Savarna
Age: 24

  • Stingers

Name: Stingers the Scourge
Age: 23

  • KamikazePotato

Name: Henry "Reynolds"
Age: 19

  • Silvercross

Name: Isaiah Quinn
Age: 38

  • TrueHeroComplex

Name: Curtis "the Intrepid" DeVries
Age: 19

  • Lisel

Name: Misha Green
Age: 19

Haunting Angler Edit

Crew Edit

  • Silencer

Name: Alaric Olmstead
Age: 41

  • realhilfan

Name: Raelius Jaunty
Age: 19

  • Luster

Name: Lusterson Le Chuginator
Age: 17

  • GrapefruitKing

Name: Garapferit Kin
Age: 58

  • CountCrazy007

Name: Rahmah El-Halwagi
Age: 32

Noble Lark Edit

The Noble Lark is a crew of pirates that only sail for the love of it. They hold no higher grudge, nor do they have any great goal. They do what they want to do, when they want to do it, and knock aside anyone that gets in their way. The crew is mostly from the isles of Great Britain, and as such many have a royal bounty placed upon them.

Crew Edit

  • Kaidyn

Name: Gavin Thorne
Age: 23

  • firaga89

Name: Charles Gracen
Age: 18

  • pikaness

Name: Pika DePire
Age: 16

  • Zen

Name: Zen
Age: 23

  • BlondeAfroHero7

Name: Zebulon "Zeb" Franco
Age: 25

  • HanOfTheNekos

Name: Jonathan "Headshot" Fauxe
Age: Unknown; between 16-25

Whale Shark Edit

The greatest beings ever to sail the seven seas. The Whale Sharks will crush all who oppose them, light them on fire, and dance on the ashes. Even the gods themselves tremble in fear at the mere mention of the deadly crew's name. Plus, we're so much cooler than all you guys, lawl. also butts and butts and butts and butts

Crew Edit

  • Turn

Name: Tamworth "Black Tam" Wackford.
Age: 58

  • Ryoko

Name: Ryoko Shadara
Age: 19

  • Shuffle

Name: Dhogoma Shuffle
Age: 24

  • Highwind89

Name: Ini-herit Bayoumi
Age: 22

  • someone

Name: Alexander the "Crimson Blade"
Age: 27

  • Eeeevil Overlord

Name: Robyn Tremayne
Age: 23

North Star Edit

So I herd u liek mudkipz?

Crew Edit

  • Smurf

Name: Ciaran Smurphy
Age: 19

  • Yonex

Name: Yevgeny Yonex
Age: 53

  • SuperSmash Master

Name: Noel Shear
Age: 24

  • FuturamandFFX

Name: Captain Jan I. Tor
Age: 31

  • Javvy11

Name: Fei Sheng Su
Age: 43

  • Generic Loser

Name: Jaymes Beech
Age: 16

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